Wanted: Lavender Fairies

A peppermint fairy handing out fairy wands.

We are about to start interviewing lavender, peppermint, aqua, and clary sage fairies for our Lavender Fairy Tea Party at Lavender Days. We have a bunch of fairies who want the job, but we have to make sure we have the best representation at the festival (after all, fairies are known to be mischievous!) We don't want any pranks played on all the Lavender Days attendees, so we have come up with some guidelines the fairies must follow to be our special Lavender Days fairies.

An aqua fairy listening to the children.

Lavender Fairy Guidelines:
*Fairies must be on time to all parties no matter what mischief they were up to the night before.
*No pouting.
*Fairies must be willing to share their fairy dust.
*Fairies must know how to play Ring Around the Rosie and Duck, Duck, Goose.
*No flying around the tea party tent. Those wings might poke an eye out.
*Fairies cannot invite any elves or gnomes to the parties.
*Fairies must have a skip in their step.
*A great love for children is required.
*Fairies must be human sized because children always want to take the miniature fairies home.
*Fairies must not eat all the cookies before the children get any.
*No naps are allowed during the parties.
*Fairies must not spike the lavender lemonade with peppermint.
*Fairies must have a twinkle in their eye.

A lavender fairy looking for a smile.

Has anyone ever attended a Lavender Fairy Tea Party before? If so, do you have any ideas on what we should add to the list of guidelines?